This post is about the hierarchy of $3x and financial support in a relationship, not marriage.
We know we have three types of men or guys outside the bedroom, which are: 1. Nice guys (also called good guys) 2. Good-bad guys 3. Bad guys (also called typical jerks)
This post is about the hierarchy of $3x and financial support in a relationship, not marriage.
Number 1
We know we have three types of men or guys outside the bedroom, which are:
1. Nice guys (also called good guys)
2. Good-bad guys
3. Bad guys (also called typical jerks)
Being the number 2, the good-bad guy is a great thing.
Number 2
We also know we have three types of men in the bedroom, which are:
1. Mr. Bad (sucks in bed)
2. Mr. Good (tries his best)
3. Mr. Great (legendary in bed)
Number 3
SPENDING IN A RELATIONSHIP
Here is the thing, women don’t owe men sex and men don’t owe women money. We are all free those societal responsibility. But when it comes to marriage, both owe each other.
Number 4
In single-hood, no one owes anyone, (only a fool thinks someone owes him or her in single hood), but if $3x is involved, then someone owes someone and this is how it works:
1. Mr. Bad in bed owes a woman 95% and women owe him 5%.
How can you suck in bed and you want to f*ck for free? Buy her things or give her money to cover up for your ineptitude.
I remembered while in a certain province, as a student, I sucked in bed like some of you suck right now. I was good with books, but knew nothing about the bedroom.
Number 5
You know as a student, all we have is p0rn and m@sturbat!on. This too much m@sturbat!on trains teenagers to have pre-màture ej!culation and in turn, make suck in bed.
So, I paid for sucking in bed. The first Asian girl I f****d said, “You can’t even last one minute.” Trust me, I was so embarrassed. I felt suicidal. Anyway, I paid.
When you suck as a man, you need to pay your girlfriend or the wh*re because she’s doing you a favour.
There is hope, keep reading…
Number 6
2. Mr. Good in bed owes women 50% and women owe him 50%. Sadly, most of these men abuse drugs to gain their stamina.
When I got to this stage, I started feeling like I’m becoming a man. I’ll buy a woman a bra, and she’ll surprise me with a boxer. I’ll bang her in missionary, as she lies on the bed like a log of wood enjoying herself, then, I’ll switch her to cow girl or reverse-cow girl and she will ride.
Sadly, most women can’t last 10 minutes riding (women, work on this). At least, they tried instead of always being the only one lying like a log of wood enjoying themselves.
Number 7
When you go out and you see something she will like, buy it for her. When she goes out and sees something you’ll like, she’ll buy it’s for you.
When her phone damages, get her a new one if you have free money as long as she is always reciprocating in her little ways. Though, it’s a 50/50 thing, but as the man, it will be good to increase your percentage if you wish and not on her demand. Lead like a man.
Number 8
Finally, it’s time for legends…
3. Mr. Great in bed owes women NOTHING, but a peanut (as long as he hasn’t married her).
This is the place where men are called legends. I have been through all the stages and I can confidently tell you stage 1 (Mr. Bad in bed), can make a man commit suicide after disappointing the love of his life several times.
Number 9
I had to learn it the hard way. As I moved to stage 2 (Mr. Good in bed). I kept working towards it and luckily, I found myself in stage 3 (Mr. Great in bed).
When you get to this stage, you owe women nothing but a peanut 5% and she owes you 95%. This is is the reverse of stage 1. Now, you’re the one doing her $3xual favors.
Number 10
There is something bad about this stage 3 and if you don’t take your time, you may kill yourself because:
A: Your ego will become bigger and you’ll see other men below you even if they take all the drugs the world. Huge ego is not good, but it’s difficult not to have a healthy dose of it.
Number 11
B: When you get to this stage and press a woman’s ESCOFi buttons, just make sure you don’t dump her because if you do, she will either commit suicide (she can’t leave without you), kill you, or turn to a próstitute.
She will start f*ck!ng all men just to find your type of man, but will hardly find one. Though, she’ll find a bunch of tramadol addicts. (Please guys, don’t be mad at me. I’m just being honest. The truth hurts anyway. Drug abuse is not good.)
Number 12
C: When you get to this stage, your lust or love for women will reduce or disappear because you’ll now realize life doesn’t revolve around p*ssy. You have had enough.
Sadly, women will keep throwing themselves at you or lure you with gifts just to sleep with them. In this case, you’re in a different world and you may not value women again. What comes easily has no value.
Number 12
You may even find it hard to get married because of too many options or lack of marital interest. Most women will begin to act needed (nice) around you but men don’t like needy women (nice girls) the same way women don’t like needy men (nice guys).
Number 13
So,
If you suck in bed, your consolation is to focus on making money, so you can use your money to cover up. At the end of this post, you’ll see some comments that says, “Just make money.” When you suck, just make money. 95% of the money belongs to different women.
If you’re good in bed, still focus of making money, so you can have a fun 50/50 life.
If you’re great in bed, the world belongs to you, but you’re in trouble. What shall it profit a man to gain the world?
No, I’m not going biblical, but the truth is, it’s a sweet trouble. This skill is only for a few people out of the 7+ billion people in this world.
Number 14
Extra tips:
It’s good for women to remember we have the female version of these stages. The chef, Chioma is an example of someone who probably belongs to Miss. Great in Bed and also a bonus for being a great cook.
This is why the boyfriend is running mad over her. Most Mr/Mrs. Great in Bed are also great cook and great in other things.
For people who belong to this stage and have spent time in acquiring this legendary bedroom skill, it means they are not lazy.
How will you have the stamina if you’re lazy? These people acquire lots of skills in life and these skills make them irresistible.
Number 15
Read this true story but written like a scenario.
Imagine you’re a lady and you met a quiet guy who looks innocent as if he knows nothing. One thing lead to another, the two of you found yourself f*cking and at the end, you couldn’t believe how great it was.
It’s simply the best you’ve ever had. You’ll be giggling and smiling for no reason — oh satisfaction.
As you giggle, you’ll keep wondering what manner of man is this. While you’re thinking, he gets up from bed to prepare some food and serve you while on his boxer and bare body.
Number 16
You tasted the food and couldn’t believe how sweet it was. The next thing you’ll say is, “Wow! I can’t believe this. You’re such a great cook.” In your brain, two things have been registered. 1. Great duck 2. Great cook.
After eating and feeding each other, he carries you to the shower to take your bath together. When you’re done and inside the room, he spanks your a$$, teased you, and says he wants to wear you your panties. Isn’t it naughty, yet romantic?
Number 17
As this happens, you’ll feel like a Cinderella and on top of the world. No man has ever treated you this way. You feel loved and cherished.
As the romance continues, you got to know be has a handwork or a business (chef or anything doable). You also got to know he’s intelligent with a great sense of humor despite being quiet the day you met him. Yes, you also realized he’s a humble bad boy to a fault, who leads like a real man with focus in life.
Number 18
Now, my sister, make I ask you one important question wey dey bother me. Will you dump this kind on man for a rich Mr. Bad in Bed man who is willing to pay you monthly as long as you become his woman?
The answer is a no or it depends. Even if he’s ugly, you can’t dump him like that. You’ll always find the handsomeness in him even if people say he’s ugly. They don’t see what you SEE and they don’t feel how you FEEL.
Number 19
The truth is, you’ll begin to feel other women may snatch this special man from you and you’ll start working hard to please him.
You’ll bombard him with gifts, buy him a new iPhone, a car, etc. if you have the money. All you’re doing is to trap him forever and protect your territory.
This is the kind of behavior Chioma exhibited towards Davido and now he’s trying his best for shower her with gift. We don’t SEE what Davido sees. We don’t FEEL what he feels.
Though, I wasn’t there, but I know because I have naturally and skillfully exhibited such a behavior and those girls are still on my neck, but I don’t have time to commit.
They tried to make me commit buying me an iPhone, Rolex watch, expensive accessories, vacation, etc. I took the gifts and went on vacation, but assurance wasn’t coming from me. I have other things in life to handle.
Number 20
I have seen and done things and I feel if I don’t share those stories with people, then it’s a wasted experience. This is why I wrote this article. I never wanted to write it, but I pushed myself to. So, you guys should get my accolades ready for stressing myself to write this.
Out of 10 people who will read this, at least, 3 will learn something from it. Be one of them. If all of us share stories or experiences in life, things will be better.
Do you want to have this skill? I don’t think you can handle it. Go and make money and manage number 2 which Mr. Good in Bed.
Number 3, Mr. Great in Bed, is only for a select few. But if you’re stubborn like me and what to know it, then let me know.
I want you guys to help me do something: when you see a feminist arguing too much about spending in a relationship, show her this post and when you see a clueless nice guy shouting, “Make money,” all show them this post to know where he belongs.
Thank you all. You can ask your questions or drop a comment.
