We’ve just received words that the DSS has arrested the chairman of the Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN), Comrade Ntapki O. Ntakpi. It will be recalled that members of the Rats’ Association of Nigeria (RAN) threw caution to air and invaded, infested and caused malicious damaged to furniture, office items and other ‘office-hold’ items (including air conditioning Units) in the office of the President at Aso Rock Villa. All efforts to dislodge them by the fumigation committee with sophisticated equipment worth over 2million Naira have proved abortive.
DSS disclosed that the RAN’s Commander was on his way to Niger republic to mobilize more rats (with iron teethes) to take over the whole country before he was arrested.
Calls put across to the RAN’s spokesman and coordinator of Aso Rock villa activities (Com. Ekpu, Okwi Akataka) did not go through as at press time.
………………….Please stay tune to this site, we are reporting the Rodents incident at the presidential villa live and direct.
Since the President and his spokesmen think we are some buffons……let’s continue the joke with them.
UPDATE:
Movement For Emancipation of Rats (MERS) a radical group consisting of Bush and house rats have threatened to commence destruction of major Airconditioning gas lines across the country if comrade Ntakpi Ntakpi of Rat Association of Nigeria(RAN) is not released from the custody of the DSS within 72 hours , speaking on behalf of the MERS was self acclaimed rat general named General Jerry Ratolo who also doubles as chief priest of the feared RattieRattie shrine and diety..Ratolo described the govt of Buhari as a failed govt looking for who to blame for its poor performance and this time chose the wrong group to blame because they are not the PDP who keep quiet for General Buhari ….Ratolo threatened brim stone and fire if Comrade Ntakpi was not released in the next 72 hour and he will have no choice than to give his group the go ahead to commence operation sniper which will shut down all Airconditioning in all the Major malls in the country till the the govt of Buhari release comrades Ntakpi.
Meanwhile the Nigerian Army has described the threat by MERS as mere wishful thinking while advising law abiding citizen to go about their lawful duties as the Nigerian Army will never fold itsq hand and watch any group threaten our collective peace .
UPDATE:
RATS WARNS LAI MUHAMMED: WE WILL RESPOND WITH DEADLY FORCE
The Royal Rats Army has warned of some new tactics it said the lai Muhammed now employ against its forces mostly at the Aso villa
The spokesrat of the Royal Rats Army , Brig Gen. Rabo skillo, in a statement he issued yesterday at the Rats Army HQ, said, “Recent developments indicate that deceptive tactics are being used to lure unsuspecting members of the public to target rats all over the country just as he also vowed to respond with a more deadly response by its Special Forces.
He said they now caused confusion or staged something of mass appeal against our citizens by accusing our members of the attack on the Aso villa.
“These deceptive tactics have been found to have played out in recent accusations against the Royal Rats Army by the Nigerian state. Members of the public are therefore advised to sensitize their children and wards,” he said.
