“He Just Dey Fire Dey Go & She Said He Should Fire Harder That Odi Oku” (Pics)
By: Susan Samuel
Okonta jnr dumebi aka cockroach noticed that mosquito has invaded his house, so he brought out his mosquito killer aka baygon, popular known as the mosquitoes perfume, but he added pepper and salt to the baygon that it started killing the mosquitoes, so when Nkechi came inside and saw him firing the mosquitoes, she started hailing him and telling him to fire dey go, that the house is hot but these mosquitoes must die today, so after 5 hours of firing squad, the mosquitoes all died, so after counting the total number of mosquitoes that died, it was discovered that 5 thousand, Two hundred and eighty two mosquitoes died that night, so okonta and nkechi did some praise and worship to thank baba God for defeating the mosquitoes… Alleluia