NAUGHTY WOMAN: Pressing A Woman’s ‘Mumu Button’ & She Fell In Love [WhatsApp Chat]

NAUGHTY WOMAN: How To Make Her Love You More By Being A Troublesome Person [WhatsApp Chat]

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Below are 27 WhatsApp Screenshots with explanations on how the brain of women work.

Note: If you find any typo, act as if you didn’t see it. wink

YES! ALL WOMEN. Most women will disagree to this generalization, but it’s the truth. As you all know, I teach only practical, not theories.

I know revealing this chat is against the law. No one is supposed to expose a chat they had in secret to the public. The society frowns upon this.

For your sake, I decided to share. So, take advantage of my good intention to educate you on this with my private chat. Exposing a private chat is considered immature and childish, but I decided to be immature for your good. Free things don’t have value, but appreciate this free gift.

Women are simply easy to handle. It’s easy to make a woman fall in love against her wish. We will teach you how. This is a skill anyone can learn. It doesn’t matter if you’re ugly, short, or poor. If you have this skill, you’ll appear more charming than Brad Pitt in his early days.

A little intro about the girl. She’s a beautiful creature. Even without plastic surgery or bleaching cream, she still looks fresher and smoother than Tonto Dikeh. I know you know what I’m talking about. She’s the type of girl all men want, but here I am not giving a fùck.

Have you read our post where we talked about 7 reasons you should offend women? Go to our website and look for it. To make life easier for you, here is the link: [Removed]. If the site is down, be patient — it’ll be up in minutes.

Now, let’s continue. It took me 7 days to press this girl’s ESCOFi mumu buttons and now, she’s madly in love. I know I may break her heart, so I’m trying my best to reduce the emotional attachment I evoked in her with the help of our Wetclef Power.

I’m a busy guy and I’m very stingy to women. I don’t hide it. I’m focused with my life but I try my best to squeeze out time for women. Only those who deserve my time. You all know time is money. If follow this principle, you’ll see the difference.

In this pretty yellow pawpaw’s case, I was being myself as usual but she felt I was ignoring her. (What is hard to get is cherished and has value.)

This is a Churchy girl with lots of handsome and rich men lusting after, but she’s after what isn’t after her. Why is she after me, an ugly guy like me? The answer is: I have a skill all these handsome and rich guys don’t have.

Most men think all women are after money, but it’s a lie. Great women are not after your money, but how you make them FEEL.

Having this skill doesn’t mean you won’t have money — it means you’re way ahead of other men in the dating game.

This skill can be applied in business or anything at all. This is to say, all men MUST acquire this skill, then make money. Making money alone and not acquiring this skill is like fetching water into a basket.

Now, imagine this scenario between James and John.

1. John has money
1. James has money

2. John doesn’t have this skill
2. James has this skill.

Between John and James who do you think women will love more? The answer is James. And on the other hand, James will do better in business and other things of life because this skill is the refined psychology of human brain.

This skill has the following combinations.

1. Human psychology
2. Embellishment of 48 Laws of Power
3. Embellishment of scriptural wisdom
4. Embellishment of 7 habits of highly effective people
5. Embellishment of rich dad poor day / the richest man in Babylon
6. Embellishment of how to win friends and influence people
7. Embellishment of neural linguistic programming NLP / hypnosis and so on.

This is to say, if you master the dating tips we teach, you’ve indirectly mastered the aforementioned list. Now, is mastering this skill a waste of time? Answer it to yourself.

Let’s get started in posting and analyzing the chat and what happened. Oh! She’s not my girlfriend. I only sneaked into her database.

If you haven’t read our post about getting a girlfriend by SNEAKING into a relationship without proposing to her like a nice guy, read it on our site before it’s taken down.

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This girl doesn’t demand anything. Saying, “Anything for me” is just a girly way to keep the conversation going. She isn’t demanding.


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In this chat, I noticed her reply wasn’t as lively as it used to as whenever a woman says, “Ok or never mind,” something is wrong.


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Calling her my angel is because I have ignored her calls a lot, so I needed act a little needy. A GMC can do anything.


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When you’re the man, you lead and correct a woman. Women want a man who can correct them when they’re wrong and not a man to ass-lick them.

They respect a man who knows what he’s doing. I’m not perfect and I make lots of mistakes more than anyone on earth, but I HATE chatting with people who type am instead of I’m. In this case, I called her out on it. I know correcting people is not good.

They’ll see the person correcting them as arrogant, but in my case, I don’t care if people sees me as arrogant or humble. All I known is: I’m blunt and I say my mind. If you don’t like it, dance one corner on a transformer. Life is too short to please people.


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She once told me my chat is different from all the people she has chatted with on FB and WhatsApp in her entire life.

In that previous chat, I knew what she was saying, but pretended I didn’t understand and asked her how other guys chat with her and she said, “Whenever I chat or speak with you on phone, I’m always happy.

No one has ever made me feel this way. I can’t get angry with you for long. Sometimes, I’ll be on my own smiling whenever I remember our chat.

My sister noticed my happy smiles one day and was wondering because I don’t smile like that. It’s a different kind of smile.”

As she was saying all these, I knew what she meant. For the fun of it, I asked her to tell how other guys chat with her and she wrote:

“Boy: Hi
Me: Hi
Boy: You’re so beautiful
Me: Thank you

The chat will be so boring until one day he’ll say:

Boy: Beautiful, I want you to pay me a visit.

From here, I’ll stop replying. I have had these types of chats countless times and it’s so boring.”

After she said all these, I began to laugh. Men are so clueless.

So, in this particular screenshot above, I tried to refer to her male friends on Facebook. Make friend male friends. This is to say, I wanted to chat a boring chat with her.

Before this, she called me yesterday, but I didn’t pick neither did I return the call. It’s my nature. Whenever I’m busy, I don’t pick calls from anyone until I’m done. Sometimes, when I’m done, I get engaged with another activity and forget to call back.

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Trying to change her mood, I sent her a design of a T-shirt and she wasn’t impressed. The reply, “Nice,” is a sign of something being wrong somewhere.

I knew where the problem was coming from, but I didn’t want to say it, so asked her what happened at home.

She said she wasn’t happy and the cause is me. I knew I was the cause because I’m a full blown troublemaker. Here she forgot herself and used “am” instead of “I’m” by I ignored to remind her.

So, this troublesome behaviours is required by all men if they want a woman addicted to them. Conflict (drama) is fun to women and any relationship without it is boring.

As a man, before you start looking for women’s trouble, you need to master how the brain and humor work. We have books on everything you need, but this post is not about selling a book to you, but explaining how things work.

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She replied with, “Nothing” and “It’s just you.”

Of course I know it’s me — who else?


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I don’t know if you guys are still interested in my analysis. In fact let me stop here before it gets boring and post the chats.


When you have this skill, you’ll get away with anything. To get a beautiful woman as a wife or a girlfriend is not about money, but having these skills. Money is secondary.

If you make money primary in your relationship, you’ll look back with regrets. This skill turns you into an alpha male and no woman will play games with you.

One thing you should also notice in this chat is honesty. I’m always honest, so she knew I wasn’t lying. Honest men are hard to find nowadays and when a woman sees an honest good-bad guy, she’ll fall madly in love.

Also, don’t tell a woman I love you, instead, say I hate you. I love you is reserved for now. Our books will tell you more on when to use I love you.

In this chat, I intentionally violated some chatting rules. When you become as GMC, you set the rules. When you have the key to make a woman angry and also make her smile whenever you want, women will drool you. This is the key I have decided to give out to men, especially clueless nice guys. I’m just here to help.

The worst thing is, even after showing nice guys all these things, they’ll never understand. They’ll still say, “Go and money and you’ll get any woman you want.”

This is true, but would you rather be John or James?

Truth be told, life doesn’t revolve around bum bum, but any man who has the key to unlock any bum bum without spending a dime has the key unlock any business he puts his hand in.

This is to say, we’re indirectly teaching you business strategies and not just about women. Be wise and take advantage of it. You may not see it again.


Women don’t know how to keep a conversation going except it’s gossip. In the below screenshot, you’ll notice the lady has asked “How are you?”at least, 3 times. If I continue replying with “fine” the chat will become boring. This is one place most guys don’t know how to handle. I had to switch the conversation to something abstract by talking about and imaginary wedding.


It’s good to always pretend to be broke and stingy to women. Good woman will want to have you even if you’re broke as long as you have this skill and you know how to make them feel like women.

Gold diggers will be angry. In this case, I told her I was broke to see what she’ll say. It turns out she doesn’t care if I’m broke or not. All she wants is for me to attend. If I disappoint her, she may never forgive me. Attention and quality time means a lot to women.

I want my appearance to be a surprise package. Suspense is good in a relationship. Some men would kill the suspense by telling her they’ll come. In this, I kept it a mystery. On that day, she’ll be praying for me to come.

Lesson: in this dating world, you need to give women assignment everyday even if it’s praying for you to turn up. If you don’t preoccupy a woman’s mind with your mystery, you’ll be easily dumped. Predictable men are useless to women.

She wanted to say it’s on Sunday by 3PM, but I misinterpreted her to something sensual. One of the formula to keeping a chat fun is called SMH which means Sexual Misinterpretation with Humor. If you read our ChatDicted book, you’ll know more about it. Click the link on my signature and get the book for free.


I like looking for ways to offend women, because it’s all in my favor. So, accused her of being 8 years old and made fun of her. I’m only looking for a way to cause trouble to enable me walk away and create negative emotion because when I resurface, I’ll turn the negative emotion to positive emotions and the love will increase.

When you have this skill and you treat a woman like trash, she’ll always hang around. Feminists will say such a lady is insecure. It’s a lie. I once turned a feminist into a fùcking machine. Now, if that particular lady hears about feminism, she’ll laugh. She now knows feminism is caused by a lack of attention and great sex.


Finally, I succeeded in offending her, so I walked away. Unfortunately, she has been ChatDicted, so she wants more. As a man, I have rules. I don’t chat with women for long. Time is money.

P*ssy is not food. We have seen it all. It’s time to teach guys how the REAL dating game truly works with practical and not theories. Read any of our books and you won’t regret. Trust me. Sadly, they are not cheap books, but are affordable.