“I mean, transmission, I mean effort, that the transmission cooperation to transmission, I mean transmission to have effect, ehm, apprehend, I mean, apprehensive towards the recommendation, recommended formation effective and effect, I mean, apprehensive at the transmission of… and transmission and transmission for the effective in the police command,” Idris said.Full Transcript of the IGP’s ‘Transmission’ message:
“I mean, transmission, I mean effort, that the transmission cooperation to transmission, I mean transmission to have effect, ehm, apprehend, I mean, apprehensive towards the recommendation, recommended formation effective and effect, I mean, apprehensive at the transmission of… and transmission and transmission for the effective in the police command,” Idris said.
After several attempts to get his speech right, the IGP, struggling with his paper, apologised to his audience.
“Sorry, I’m sorry please,” he said.
However, Ibrahim’s struggle did not end there. A man in suit joins him to help hold down his script, and even helped with the pronunciation of the words. But this didn’t make the reading any better for the IGP. He continues reading:
“All effective the transmission, other transmission, I can state without contradiction that I have commissioned what?”
he continued.
“Over transmission of, over transmission of, over all kidnapping, armed robbery and other
heinous crimes, I mean, ehm, commission transmission, recommendation transmission…”
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Biko, I need a transmitter to help transmit what d IGP is transmitting.
NB: This IGP is also a lawyer.