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10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not M@sturbat!ng

1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, “please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off).”

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it’s like I’m loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like  )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her “hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you” The thought of having $3x became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don’t want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say “hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?”  . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say ” can’t remember for now”

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone’s mind and say “hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I’m becoming”  I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow “I wonder how this lady will look like when Uncl@d”. The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the $3xual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my m@stubat!ng hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me ($3x) , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It’s more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like “oh I am no longer a m@sturbator , it’s very easy now to be forgiven” . Unlike before, m@stubat!ng even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I’m ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like ” It’s two hours already, I’m having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength”

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I m@sturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, “I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her b00bs right now I can start holding her bu*tt. Shitt what I’m I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck… Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me” that’s how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had “wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go m@sturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it…

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Emeh James Anyalekwa, is a Seasoned Journalist, scriptwriter, Movie producer/Director and Showbiz consultant. He is the founder and CEO of the multi Media conglomerate, CANDY VILLE, specializing in Entertainment, Events, Prints and Productions. He is currently a Special Assistant (Media) to the Former Governor of Abia State and Chairman Slok Group, Dr. Orji Uzor Kalu. Anyalekwa is also the National President, Online Media Practitioners Association of Nigeria (OMPAN) https://web.facebook.com/emehjames

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